But remember, I suck at decimal points.
Patrick O'Sullivan from Boston dies and goes to Heaven. He meets Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter tells him, "It's getting full in here, you have to tell me a joke and make me laugh if you want in."
Patrick says, "What did my first sexual experience and my funeral have in common?"
Saint Peter, "I don't know?"
Patrick, "I was the only one who came."
Saint Peter, "That's not funny."
Patrick, "I'm just kidding...my priest did too."