JUST TRIED TO GO TO QUIKSTATS AND HERE IS WHAT I FOUND:
Nobody
really believes that?
"Multiple hard drives have failed"? Riiiiight, that's what they always say.
So.... What
REALLY happened to Quikstats? Glad you asked.
Here is a "Top Eight" list of what happened to Quikstats. Drumroll please.....
8. The real "job" that was created for the Spirit Lake transfer parents was... 'internet hacker'. It turns out that code name 'Mom' blew up Quikstats to get rid of any evidence that these transfers ever existed.
7. Al Gore is claiming that, even though he invented the internet, global warming is responsible for melting the Quikstats servers.
6. IC Regina decided to start all the talk about Spirit Lake. Then asked for divine intervention to crash the Quikstats servers. This will surely divert attention away from the annual "king of the transfers' talk after they win another title.
5. Former President Bush knew of the impending attack on the Quikstats servers and allowed it to happen. I mean... C'mon man! Everyone knows that jet fuel can't melt servers. Duh....
4. There was a second server on the grassy knoll, but the IAHSAA will not admit it.
3. The flood of tears from the Waukon players, fans, and cheerleaders crying foul after their loss Friday night shorted out the servers.
2. Little known fact: Barack Obama's REAL birth certificate was stored on the same server as Quikstats.. so... ahem.... it had to go.
1. Two. Words. JUAN HARRIS. (Don't worry though... he may change his mind and bring Quikstats back.)
(Sorry, I can't pay my writers enough for a top ten list, all I could afford was eight.)