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You know I got to thinking as I watch Bill_D being attacked on this board. Maybe some don't realize that he is

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92 years old and can take care of himself in these tussles. He defends LSU rather well to be that old. I will be 87 in November and respect the fact that he fights back, right or wrong. And that he can still type responses.

Most all of you will never reach 92, and if you do, you will probably be incoherently drooling in your oatmeal..... :D :D :D
 
92 years old and can take care of himself in these tussles. He defends LSU rather well to be that old. I will be 87 in November and respect the fact that he fights back, right or wrong. And that he can still type responses.

Most all of you will never reach 92, and if you do, you will probably be incoherently drooling in your oatmeal..... :D :D :D
True dat - I not try not to burrow too deep into Bill’s homerism, as I hope I even remember who my team is at his age

Tough ole piece of leathered boudin
 
Most all of you will never reach 92, and if you do, you will probably be incoherently drooling in your oatmeal..... :D :D :D
I know of an 80 year old president who does that too. 😏

Good for Bill, even though he’s a HUGE Tiger homer (and he is 😉), I’ve always been taught to respect our elders.
 
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92 years old and can take care of himself in these tussles. He defends LSU rather well to be that old. I will be 87 in November and respect the fact that he fights back, right or wrong. And that he can still type responses.

Most all of you will never reach 92, and if you do, you will probably be incoherently drooling in your oatmeal..... :D :D :D
@Bill_D is a fine person. Yes we troll back and forth because he's a huge homer and is oblivious to it. I wouldn't say anything I throw at him is an attack. Trust me - if I wanted to attack Bill I'd go a lot farther. My parents, if they were still alive, are in ya'lls age group. So trust me I don't have an interest in going too far. He dishes it out pretty well, so there's that too.
 
92 years old and can take care of himself in these tussles. He defends LSU rather well to be that old. I will be 87 in November and respect the fact that he fights back, right or wrong. And that he can still type responses.

Most all of you will never reach 92, and if you do, you will probably be incoherently drooling in your oatmeal..... :D :D :D
100% agree. These kids keep fvxking with the bull and they might get the horns.
 
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100% agree. These kids keep fvxking with the bull and they might get the horns.

Agree with y'alls sentiment wholeheartedly.

However, Bill has been Bill on these boards for the 20 or so years that I've encountered him. He isnt a ludicrous homer because he's 92. He's a ludicrous homer who happens to be 92.

Either way, still love the guy.
 
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Also, I still fvcks with you old-timers out of respect.

I hope your kids will do the same for me until I die at the ripe old age of 112, while having sex with a woman half my age....who will just so happen to be 56 years old.
 
Bill is one of us and that’s all that really matters. The fact that he is 92 explains, among other things, why he gets so confused about how Brian Killy murdered that poor kid. He goes on and on about the lightning in one thread and the wind in another. Then, out of the blue clear sky he starts assigning blame for “in cold blood” nonsense. Again, he’s one of us and we love him but sometimes he acts more confused than 8 Mexicans and two cases of tequila on payday.
 
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Also, I still fvcks with you old-timers out of respect.

I hope your kids will do the same for me until I die at the ripe old age of 112, while having sex with a woman half my age....who will just so happen to be 56 years old.
At 112 it'll be so wrinkled, shriveled and shrunken you won't be able to find it. Might take you all day and by then you will have forgotten why you were looking for it.
 
92 years old and can take care of himself in these tussles. He defends LSU rather well to be that old. I will be 87 in November and respect the fact that he fights back, right or wrong. And that he can still type responses.

Most all of you will never reach 92, and if you do, you will probably be incoherently drooling in your oatmeal..... :D :D :D
Many thanks, Mobala.
 
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Also, I still fvcks with you old-timers out of respect.

I hope your kids will do the same for me until I die at the ripe old age of 112, while having sex with a woman half my age....who will just so happen to be 56 years old.
I’m sure you meant she’d be 560.0 years old
 
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Bill is one of us and that’s all that really matters. The fact that he is 92 explains, among other things, why he gets so confused about how Brian Killy murdered that poor kid. He goes on and on about the lightning in one thread and the wind in another. Then, out of the blue clear sky he starts assigning blame for “in cold blood” nonsense. Again, he’s one of us and we love him but sometimes he acts more confused than 8 Mexicans and two cases of tequila on payday.
Not bad, but it’s Pop who is confused. He was never killed by lightning. Which I never said.
 
This raises an interesting question. I wonder if @Bill_D is getting some of those old widows in his assisted living joint to take those teeth out and honk on bono? He’s definitely slick enough to pull it off.
My girl friend was a former fashion model. She still has all of her teeth at 82 except a couple are capped. She brushes then after every meal and other times. I think she must brush them 5-6 times a day.
 
Why not the Villages? Don’t you like pussy?
The Woodlands is composed of several villages and is not a city. About 125,000 people lived here. I live in a senior facility with about 150 or more people. It has 4 floors in independent living, 1 floor of assisted living and 1 floor of memory people which is the 3rd floor. You have to have a special fob on your key ring to get the elevators to stop on 3. They don’t allow the people on that floor to leave without an escort to make sure they get back.

There is a dining room and 3 meals are served daily. You can eat in the dining room or have carry out to your apt. Food is so so, but healthy. The meals are included in your rent.


There are a lot of daily activities and even outing to restaurants and arts activities. Transportation is provided. There is a heated swiming pool and activities such as a social hour at 4pm every evening. They serve wine, beer and occasionally blood lMary’s and margaritas on the house. Limit is 2 drinks, but the social hour is only an hour so. There is ptofessional entertainment once a week. There are a lot of other activities such as yoga, card games, dominos, bingo, Spanish lesson, painting etc.

Nearly everyone here is really nice and mostly professional type people such as Doctor, lawyers and Indian chiefs, so they are fairly affluent to pre tty well off. One guy even lost about $4MM in the stock market last year and it didn’t seem to bother him. There are several ladies over a 100 years old and several at 99. They are very active. it surprised me,

I don’t do much here as I play bridge about 4 1/2 days a week, leaving the building. A lot of people envy me going out every day.

This is about as nice as it gets to retire and not worry your family. They still come to see me and I’m in contact almosr daily with different ones.

Just a look at potential future for you youngster.
 
My girl friend was a former fashion model. She still has all of her teeth at 82 except a couple are capped. She brushes then after every meal and other times. I think she must brush them 5-6 times a day.
Natural atrophy occurs with age, but I hope for your sake that her lateral pterygoid muscle is fully functional.

Also. I can’t imagine how loud and obnoxious it would be living next to an Indian chief doing chants and banging on tomtoms while I was trying to watch Matlock and eat my porridge.
 
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