Serious question, who would you rather corch your basketball team? Sweaty Bruce Purl or Nathanael 🐐s?

[Pops Masterson]

Admittedly, I like brAUce as a corch, but more like a mid-tier team guy that gets to the tournament each year and occasionally gets past the first round.

Nathanael 🐐s is proving himself to be elite.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

 

[Orange_N_White]

Congrats on an elite eight berth…didn’t see that coming

Nice

 

[dhetiger]

Admittedly, I like brAUce as a corch, but more like a mid-tier team guy that gets to the tournament each year and occasionally gets past the first round.

Nathanael 🐐s is proving himself to be elite.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

As a father to a beautiful daughter, one that I'm hoping is never in the line of sight of a Nate coached player, I'll take Sweat hAUg

 

[Sanctions Stand]

Admittedly, I like brAUce as a corch, but more like a mid-tier team guy that gets to the tournament each year and occasionally gets past the first round.

Nathanael 🐐s is proving himself to be elite.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

I will put the bammer twist on it and say "where is your conference, tournament or NCAA championship"? Nothin' to hang in the rafters.

Other than that. Nice win!

 

[BKHusky]

I’ll take Goats, though what Sweathog has been able to accomplish at a traditional basketball bottom dweller is impressive. You can’t just write off making it out of the first weekend of the tournament once in 10 years.

My only concern about Nathaniel Goats is that he’s doing too well, and will he turn down or accept the call when a deep blue blood eventually tries to swoop him up?

 

[derek_tiger]

I’ll take Goats, though what Sweathog has been able to accomplish at a traditional basketball bottom dweller is impressive. You can’t just write off making it out of the first weekend of the tournament once in 10 years.
My only concern about Nathaniel Goats is that he’s doing too well, and will he turn down or accept the call when a deep blue blood eventually tries to swoop him up?

I think he winds up at UMiami... culture down there seems to fit his style.

 

[dhetiger]

I’ll take Goats, though what Sweathog has been able to accomplish at a traditional basketball bottom dweller is impressive. You can’t just write off making it out of the first weekend of the tournament once in 10 years.

My only concern about Nathaniel Goats is that he’s doing too well, and will he turn down or accept the call when a deep blue blood eventually tries to swoop him up?

Agree, mostly. The NCAAT is built for teams with great guard play, and AU has not had that since 2019. Missing out on Jalen Green and Scoot Henderson to the G-League definitely hurt.

 

[BKHusky]

Agree, mostly. The NCAAT is built for teams with great guard play, and AU has not had that since 2019. Missing out on Jalen Green and Scoot Henderson to the G-League definitely hurt.

My NCAAT comment was mostly a shiny hook. I’ve harped for years that it is fun, but the worst way to determine a champion in major sports.

Guard play for whatever reason just makes a bigger difference in March. With that said, can yall please beg KD to come back for one last year?

 

[dhetiger]

My NCAAT comment was mostly a shiny hook. I’ve harped for years that it is fun, but the worst way to determine a champion in major sports.

Guard play for whatever reason just makes a bigger difference in March. With that said, can yall please beg KD to come back for one last year?

Your last sentence? Fuuuuuuck no

 

[BamaFan1137]

Admittedly, I like brAUce as a corch, but more like a mid-tier team guy that gets to the tournament each year and occasionally gets past the first round.

Nathanael 🐐s is proving himself to be elite.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Channeling my inner Honk, Bruce is washed up.

And that's a damn shame because college basketball is very important, always has been.

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

Nate ain’t all bad. He’s a scumbag but definitely can put a good team on the floor. Is he brAUce level good?
Hayell nawl.

 

[Pops Masterson]

I will put the bammer twist on it and say "where is your conference, tournament or NCAA championship"? Nothin' to hang in the rafters.

Other than that. Nice win!

I don’t know that you want to compare those things between the two corches.

 

[Konigstiger]

Channeling my inner Honk, Bruce is washed up.

And that's a damn shame because college basketball is very important, always has been.

You are shameless

 

[dhetiger]

I don’t know that you want to compare those things between the two corches.

I think if you look at the two situations without crimson glasses, you'll see that comparing the two in that regard is more than fair. Nate is a good coach, but he walked into a much better situation than Pearl did. He hasn't had to face an assistant stabbing him in the back, or an NCAA penalty as a result of it. Nate's record is impressive, but Bruce has literally doubled AU's hardware in 10 years.

 

[BamaFan1137]

but Bruce has literally doubled AU's hardware in 10 years.

2*0= ???

 

[dhetiger]

2*0= ???

Your actual net worth?

 

[BamaFan1137]

Your actual net worth?

I can afford commas, I just don't know where to put them.

 

[billywayneluck]

Your actual net worth?

Don't talk about our board's billionaire that way!

 

[BamaFan1137]

BTW, with his performance last night, Grant Nelson has earned himself a free murder. Not a bad deal, actually.

 

[billywayneluck]

BTW, with his performance last night, Grant Nelson has earned himself a free murder. Not a bad deal, actually.

Yo we ain't LSU.

 

[Pops Masterson]

I think if you look at the two situations without crimson glasses, you'll see that comparing the two in that regard is more than fair. Nate is a good coach, but he walked into a much better situation than Pearl did. He hasn't had to face an assistant stabbing him in the back, or an NCAA penalty as a result of it. Nate's record is impressive, but Bruce has literally doubled AU's hardware in 10 years.

I actually love Bruce Pearl. I’ve been around the man several times. Dude remembered my name from day one, remembered I was wearing a bammer hat, and still treated me like gAUld.

I think he’s a great coach. I don’t think you’d trade him for Nate 🐐s, but I wouldn’t trade the 🐐s for him either.

 

[dhetiger]

I actually love Bruce Pearl. I’ve been around the man several times. Dude remembered my name from day one, remembered I was wearing a bammer hat, and still treated me like gAUld.

I think he’s a great coach. I don’t think you’d trade him for Nate 🐐s, but I wouldn’t trade the 🐐s for him either.

Werd

 

[Orange_N_White]

I actually love Bruce Pearl. I’ve been around the man several times. Dude remembered my name from day one, remembered I was wearing a bammer hat, and still treated me like gAUld.

I think he’s a great coach. I don’t think you’d trade him for Nate 🐐s, but I wouldn’t trade the 🐐s for him either.

He’s a great guy to be around…charismatic is the word.

 

[Pops Masterson]

He’s a great guy to be around…charismatic is the word.

He’s got the rizz, that’s what my 18 year old nephew tells me.

 

[BamaFan1137]

He’s got the rizz, that’s what my 18 year old nephew tells me.

Nate gOats is drippy AF.

 

[tiktoksaverpro]

Appreciate it! Always good to celebrate a win. Although, gotta ask, where are the conference titles, tournament runs, or NCAA championships to hang in the rafters? Just a little friendly banter! But seriously, good game!

Admittedly, I like brAUce as a corch, but more like a mid-tier team guy that gets to the tournament each year and occasionally gets past the first round.

Nathanael 🐐s is proving himself to be elite.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

 

[billywayneluck]

Appreciate it! Always good to celebrate a win. Although, gotta ask, where are the conference titles, tournament runs, or NCAA championships to hang in the rafters? Just a little friendly banter! But seriously, good game!

Happy Easter, cheap AI bot.