Our enemies are watching this
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Like getting run over by a bus and someone asking 'which axle hurt the worst'?
My libbie friends are freaking out...very upset.
Not happy with the choices but watching Biden get rolled like this is satisfying.
Not happy with the choices but watching Biden get rolled like this is satisfying.
Watching this is depressing. 300+ million people. 450+ million if you count illegals. This is the best we can come up with?? It's fitting that the US Men's soccer team lost to Panama in the same fvcking city shortly before this debate started.
Speaking of Libs, I’m eagerly awaiting Gator to pop in and tell us how pudding brain kicked Trumps azz for an hour and a half this evening. His spin is gonna be a thing of beauty.
Agreed - the options suck.
But we can laugh at ourselves. The Bee is on fire today. Check it.
White House Warns Public Any Videos Of Biden Looking Confused And Senile During Debate Will Be Deepfakes
ATLANTA, GA — As the much-anticipated first presidential debate of the 2024 election approaches, officials at the White House have stepped forward to caution Americans that any videos from the debate which show Biden looking confused and senile will be deepfakes.
babylonbee.com
Oh No: President Biden Attempts To Cheat Drug Test By Submitting Hunter's Sample Instead
ATLANTA, GA — Campaign staffers were sent into a frenzy ahead of tonight's presidential debate as they realized President Joe Biden attempted to cheat on a drug test by submitting a sample from his son Hunter instead.
babylonbee.com
Trump Indicted For Murdering Elderly Man On CNN
LAS VEGAS — Tonight's presidential debate ended abruptly when Donald Trump was served with papers notifying him that he had been indicted for the murder of an elderly man on CNN.
babylonbee.com
Biden Invents New Language On Live TV
LAS VEGAS — President Biden impressed millions of viewers during tonight's presidential debate by inventing a brand new language live on TV.
babylonbee.com
There's no doubt Biden lost this debate. That said, to quote Roy Kent's "Jesus, Mary and fvck faced Joseph", what the fvck was that shit? That was depressing as a voter.
I do think back to the debates I watched when I was younger. They were a different class altogether. This isn't far from something out of the movie Idiocracy.
And here Mike Judge thought it would take 500 years to get there...nope.
Absolute beat down.
BG will still claim Biden won the debate. 😂🤣😂
BG will still claim Biden won the debate. 😂🤣😂
BG will avoid the board for a while.
He probably has the same cold Biden has… one of the many risks of giving it too much of that hawk tuah…
