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[billywayneluck]

Well, that’s not what you want tonight…

Naked Woman Arrested For Hitting Her Husband With Sex Toy After Argument About Who He Follows On Instagram

Police in Fort Pierce, Florida were called out to a home last weekend in reference to a "disturbance in progress" involving a 52-year-old man, his 50-year-old wife, and a dildo.

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[BamaFan1137]

Ft. Pierce wasn't too far from where I lived in Lakeland. I'd bet a dollar that this was a scene that damn few would have enjoyed.

PS...every time you pull over a meth head and search their vehicle, you WILL find a dildo or vibrator. 100% of the time, whether the subject is male or female. I don't know understand why but it's as certain as death and taxes.

 

[Pops Masterson]

Ft. Pierce wasn't too far from where I lived in Lakeland. I'd bet a dollar that this was a scene that damn few would have enjoyed.

PS...every time you pull over a meth head and search their vehicle, you WILL find a dildo or vibrator. 100% of the time, whether the subject is male or female. I don't know understand why but it's as certain as death and taxes.

State trooper buddy told me the meth heads that tell you the truth from the getgo are usually the most honest people they pull over.

 

[BamaFan1137]

State trooper buddy told me the meth heads that tell you the truth from the getgo are usually the most honest people they pull over.

This post had me thinking...in my experience it can go either way. At first I was thinking no way but sometimes, absolutely, they will just start telling you crap and it's unbelievable.

Other times they'll say that the pants that they are wearing don't belong to them when you find meth in their pockets. 😂

 

[BamaFan1137]

I hope you all had this kind of Valentine Day.

 

[alphatiger08]

Ft. Pierce wasn't too far from where I lived in Lakeland. I'd bet a dollar that this was a scene that damn few would have enjoyed.

PS...every time you pull over a meth head and search their vehicle, you WILL find a dildo or vibrator. 100% of the time, whether the subject is male or female. I don't know understand why but it's as certain as death and taxes.

Fort Pierce wasn’t so bad. Once you get south of Melbourne, the Atlantic coast isn’t so bad… you thinking of Fort Meade? Now that is a town straight out of Cops…

 

[BamaFan1137]

Fort Pierce wasn’t so bad. Once you get south of Melbourne, the Atlantic coast isn’t so bad… you thinking of Fort Meade? Now that is a town straight out of Cops…

I was thinking of Fort Meade. Fort Pierce was actually a decent drive for us. We use to hangout near Sebastian Inlet and Indian River.

Bradley Junction was hilariously ridiculous too. A lot of phosphate mining in that area.