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[billywayneluck]

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Naked Woman Arrested For Hitting Her Husband With Sex Toy After Argument About Who He Follows On Instagram

Police in Fort Pierce, Florida were called out to a home last weekend in reference to a "disturbance in progress" involving a 52-year-old man, his 50-year-old wife, and a dildo.

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[BamaFan1137]

Ft. Pierce wasn't too far from where I lived in Lakeland. I'd bet a dollar that this was a scene that damn few would have enjoyed.

PS...every time you pull over a meth head and search their vehicle, you WILL find a dildo or vibrator. 100% of the time, whether the subject is male or female. I don't know understand why but it's as certain as death and taxes.

 

[Pops Masterson]

Ft. Pierce wasn't too far from where I lived in Lakeland. I'd bet a dollar that this was a scene that damn few would have enjoyed.

PS...every time you pull over a meth head and search their vehicle, you WILL find a dildo or vibrator. 100% of the time, whether the subject is male or female. I don't know understand why but it's as certain as death and taxes.

State trooper buddy told me the meth heads that tell you the truth from the getgo are usually the most honest people they pull over.