Wishing you ALL a very Merry and blessed Christmas…..enjoy, and always remember the reason for the season.
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^^^THIS^^^Wishing you ALL a very Merry and blessed Christmas…..enjoy, and always remember the reason for the season.
one of my favorite scenes
One of my favorite birthdays too!one of my favorite scenes
Takes a Merry Christmas thread and manages to make it political. Nice.One of my favorite birthdays too!
Let’s just hope and pray the agnostic/atheist, liberal scum can somehow repent and wiggle their sinful asses into kingdom of heaven. Not that I want them and their shitty bumper stickers up in heaven with me…..but Jesus wants them there so who am I to wish differently?
The bit dawg yelps loudest.Takes a Merry Christmas thread and manages to make it political. Nice.
We can always troll you on the illustrious Birmingham bowl berth Auburn is enjoying.Takes a Merry Christmas thread and manages to make it political. Nice.
Not a problem billy 😁We can always troll you on the illustrious Birmingham bowl berth Auburn is enjoying.
at least this guy stayed home.Is it too early for single barrel 1792? The whole bottle?
My patience is razor thin, 18 people wandering around my house, shit everywhere… made four sausage logs, one got eaten by a fûcking dog that doesn’t belong to me and a second got dropped into a soapy bowl in the sink. I’ve been up since 5, and I want to sleep or get drunk, both of which will send Miss Pops into a tizzy.
Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol.
Not too early to drink bourbon ….especially with trying to entertain.Is it too early for single barrel 1792? The whole bottle?
My patience is razor thin, 18 people wandering around my house, shit everywhere… made four sausage logs, one got eaten by a fûcking dog that doesn’t belong to me and a second got dropped into a soapy bowl in the sink. I’ve been up since 5, and I want to sleep or get drunk, both of which will send Miss Pops into a tizzy.
Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol.
Especially as I got older, I was always amazed at how some of the women from the “neckier” side of the family would drag their current sperm donor candidates to family gatherings such as Christmas. Some of these people looked pre-human and I wouldn’t trust them to clean my toilet. Some of them created offspring before lumbering back to whatever civilization they emerged from before. Said offspring were almost always a train wreck. But these dudes - I never understood what their respective women saw in them. Neither did my immediate family. It was a bit like going to the fair or an amusement park without the wait in that respect. My grandmother was always polite and kind to them, but occasionally couldn’t help but exclaim an “oh my!” at the sight of these creatures.Not too early to drink bourbon ….especially with trying to entertain.
IPD was hosting a Christmas dinner in Lexington before Mrs IPD and I left to W,KY to celebrate with family.
IPD was making a large Beef Wellington, and the amount of prosciutto bought was only half of that required to hold the mushroom duxulles to the meat; so IPD is cranking out crepes as a wrap supplement; then the unofficial adopted daughter brought over someone obviously either manic or on serious drugs; and the twice baked potato shells were inadvertently left in oven a bit too long.
a lawyer friend comes up to me asking if I wanted him to make me a bourbon, and I responded “ YES . I . DO !!!!” (Four Roses Small Batch Select)
never doubt the decision of adding bourbon to a holiday gathering
Well, in defense of our adopted daughter, it’s not a paramour she brought, but a gay fellow down on his luck that she’s taken helping interest in - no chance of offspring hereEspecially as I got older, I was always amazed at how some of the women from the “neckier” side of the family would drag their current sperm donor candidates to family gatherings such as Christmas. Some of these people looked pre-human and I wouldn’t trust them to clean my toilet. Some of them created offspring before lumbering back to whatever civilization they emerged from before. Said offspring were almost always a train wreck. But these dudes - I never understood what their respective women saw in them. Neither did my immediate family. It was a bit like going to the fair or an amusement park without the wait in that respect. My grandmother was always polite and kind to them, but occasionally couldn’t help but exclaim an “oh my!” at the sight of these creatures.
at least this guy stayed home.
I suspect Sockpuppet thinks you all ARE cousin Eddie. 😏We all have at least one cousin Eddie in our families.
In a way I’d have to defer to its judgement on that issue. Being a product of inbreeding, sassy is qualified to speak as a subject matter expert on those matters.I suspect Sockpuppet thinks you all ARE cousin Eddie. 😏
He’s an adult liberal male. I’d rather be Eddie than that shit any day.I suspect Sockpuppet thinks you all ARE cousin Eddie. 😏
Sassy’s shitty upbringing disqualifies him from passing judgement on anyone….let alone the beautiful republican southerners here trying to keep his sorry ass from going to hell.In a way I’d have to defer to its judgement on that issue. Being a product of inbreeding, sassy is qualified to speak as a subject matter expert on those matters.
Well, in defense of our adopted daughter, it’s not a paramour she brought, but a gay fellow down on his luck that she’s taken helping interest in - no chance of offspring here
One of those situations in which it sounded all well and good in theory, but a train wreck in actuality
Is it too early for single barrel 1792? The whole bottle?
My patience is razor thin, 18 people wandering around my house, shit everywhere… made four sausage logs, one got eaten by a fûcking dog that doesn’t belong to me and a second got dropped into a soapy bowl in the sink. I’ve been up since 5, and I want to sleep or get drunk, both of which will send Miss Pops into a tizzy.
Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol.
HO HO Whoa? 🤔I love Christmas for about 30 minutes to see kids and grandkids open their gifts.. after that I’m ready for everyone to GTFO.