It belongs in the primate house. Limited mental capacity and likes throwing shit at everyone.
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I’m definitely a turd and a cousin grinder, but I am not retarded.
Know it well, charming old river town on the mighty Miss. Although it may not be the definition of cosmopolitanism, there’s definitely more backarsed cities in IA (I believe Sockey is from Cedar Rapids).
Yeah, actually I was just kidding about Dubuque…. One of the very few Iowa cities I spent time in….. regional ASME engineering conference held there one year
I'm just the freed prisoner talking to the cave dweller's in Plato's Allegory of the Cave.
Kind of odd for a “freed prisoner” to get shit on continuously and continue to come back for more. Lol what a gigantic loser.
I may be 1,000 years old. Not sure, decimal points own me from time to time.
I earned it, however. No way I'd let you guys get away with anything similar.
PS....dhe fvcks goats.
I bet you guys slay poon at those conferences...with your pocket protectors and slide rules. 😂
My dad is a retired chemical engineer. He spent time in Iowa for training as a young man. No offense to our boy @Reasoned but he got pretty pissed off when the locals tried to talk him into the wife swapping parties. His explanation...
"It gets cold and they just start fvcking one another." Haha, he was pissed.
“Wife swapping parties” 😳………in Iowa?
🤔 Must have been in Iowa City, it’s littered with progressive, immoral malcontents.
BTW, who do you call “boogs” again?
I would guess Iowa City but this had to of been in the 60's, before I was a glint in his eye.
They often eat boogers. 😁
Nope. Waterloo was notorious for it, as was NE German Catholic Iowa. Rumored partakers were John Wayne Gacy and Michelle Bachmann’s parents.
I have all the nerdy girl-next-door hot engineers come up to me asking if I had a slide rule in my pants or if I was just excited to see her
I will admit that something changed about 10 years ago. Nerdy chicks got hot AF.
...some of them.
Do present day engineers even know how to use a slide rule...Back in my day.....holsters, baby powder...
Nope.
I have one with ivory inlay from my grandfather whom was a civil engineer….. never used it….. missing the overslide part that aligns the numbers
Smart a$$! At least we knew the difference between millions and billions.....Every engineering student, excepting the females, had one hanging from his belt in a leather case. The old K&E came in handy when cyphering.
At that time, AU had a computer (Circa 1960. Old Punch Cards) that filled up a sizable room. You had to reserve time to use it. I never did because I didn't know how to use it. Today's smallest laptops dwarf it in proficiency.
Crimson Tide = Crimson turds
also bammers but they have always been and shall forever be “the turds.”
@Bill_D is a bammer ass-kisser.
If by "photoshopped" you mean "afternoon snack", it appears you are correct.
Malzook made a habit of booger eating on the sidelines. Pretty sure Senator Wingnut gobbled up a few too.
Neither were paid enough to afford actual food.
I missed using punch cards for FORTRAN by a semester, thank God
I had an assistant scoutmaster growing up that worked for IBM…. He built a log cabin house and insulated it with incredible stacks of old punch cards
That’s incredible in a way. Punch cards…you coldly fill a shoebox with them and store only a bit of data. And god help you if you spilled them and got them mixed up!
Wingnut didn’t eat or pick boogers. Terry would dig one out, chop ot up on a mirror and snort it again.
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