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Al Greene of Texas. Looks like one of the pimps from the Dave Chappelle show skits
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Had to take a group of potential colleagues to dinner last night. The one Asian in the group picked a Korean bbq place. It was more like a Vegas day bar with huge tvs and music videos playing, but the waitresses were clothed and there was no cocaine (that I know of) so I had a quick reality check and was back to business.
Anywho, the Asian was an MD that specialized in rare neurovascular disease, two other oulde whites that weren’t decision-makers and had to peer over their reading glasses to order, and one outlier that was a 30ish year old “male” with a shitty manbun. When that one ordered kale salad in a somewhat nasally tone, one of the oulde whites very forcefully put down his menu and said, “I wish you’d order like a man and quit embarrassing me gotdamit!”
Got a little awk, but I knew when I saw that manbun we were dealing with a liberal dork and we were in for a real treat.
Food was good though, 8/10. Two point deduction for being too salty.
😂😂😂
Reminds me of my 84 yr old dad. He plays golf 3 times a week, still goes on fly fishing trips but he has a hearing problem and refuses to get an aide. He was on the phone the other day with some Geico rep trying to sell him insurance for a new car he bought and he said, “ I CAN’T UNDERSTAND A DAMN WORD YOU’RE SAYING” and handed me the phone. I figured he was having another frustrating “I can hear fine” episode but I was wrong. The problem was this girl was talking in that weird way they all talk, like they’re out of breath so I said “SPEAK OUT AND QUIT MUMBLING LIKE YOU ARE OUT OF BREATH!” Then she started talking in an audible voice and he, realizing it wasn’t him, smiled the biggest smile as we talked to her on speaker phone till he was done.
He has zero patience for the “purple hair people”, as he calls them.
The ones they called mine usually had a dot on their forehead. My dad totally couldn’t understand them. My mother would try, get frustrated and say something like “I DONT’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE JABBERING ABOUT” and hang up on them. 🤣
My dad will be 81 in April. It's always a real treat when he has to speak to cUsToMeR sErViCe.
My ribs usually hurt by the time it's over.
My ribs usually hurt by the time it's over.
I was back home a few times when they would call. These were lower than cust service - telemarketers. They got to where they would hand me the phone to see what would do with them. Usually took about two minutes for them to be cursing and angry. I was even called a “SN” - the first word is sand, the second is exactly what you think it is. Never laughed so hard in my life after that.
Locally the telemarketers call me and I have a whole false persona to give them. My address is the police station a couple miles away. 🤣🤣🤣
Lately when they call and try to verify it’s me when I answer, I say no he died earlier today.
Long pause before faux pity before hanging up.
He's a deaf mute...but I can put him on the phone if you need to speak with him.
Years ago there was the routine where a guy acted like he was the sheriff on a murder scene and the dude they were calling for was dead. Kept them on for like 5 minutes and had them in a panic. 🤣🤣🤣
