This is perfect

[BamaFan1137]

dhe, let's go to Krystal's.

 

[dhetiger]

dhe, let's go to Krystal's.

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Is there no fvcking shame anymore?

 

[BamaFan1137]

Is there no fvcking shame anymore?

It's a shame that this isn't a Babylon Bee article, so yes.

 

[Reasoned]

I wondered what the hell “Krystals” was, thought it was a bar in Tuscaloosa 🤷‍♂️, find out it’s your version of White Castle!

 

[billywayneluck]

I wondered what the hell “Krystals” was, thought it was a bar in Tuscaloosa 🤷‍♂️, find out it’s your version of White Castle!

Yes and it tastes like ass too. Stoner chow.

 

[dhetiger]

Yes and it tastes like ass too. Stoner chow.

And, if you are an LSU fan or a bama fan, it's a place for special teabags.

 

[billywayneluck]

And, if you are an LSU fan or a bama fan, it's a place for special teabags.

He may have identified as a bama fan but we reject him as a heretic.

 

[dhetiger]

He may have identified as a bama fan but we reject him as a heretic.

Because he didn't add mustard?

 

[billywayneluck]

Because he didn't add mustard?

I think he was an imposter. Stand back and stand by! MAGA! ($1 to @David_Dennison )

 

[BamaFan1137]

Yes and it tastes like ass too. Stoner chow.

If it wasn't for the explosive diarrhea, I'd go to Krystal's more often.

 

[dhetiger]

If it wasn't for the explosive diarrhea, I'd go to Krystal's more often.

I think it gets a bad rap because of the squirts. The difference between Krystal's and Metamucil is texture....both ends.

 

[dhetiger]

If it wasn't for the explosive diarrhea, I'd go to Krystal's more often.

Also, check your email

 

[Pops Masterson]

If it wasn't for the explosive diarrhea, I'd go to Krystal's more often.

I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t had their pick 5 for $5.95.

Two regular Krystals.
Two Krystal chicks.
Coke.

Given my body’s ability to withstand just about anything and still remain in peak condition, I admittedly eat trash occasionally. And I don’t give a single fûck what any of you think.

 

[Reasoned]

^ Who am I to judge? 😋

 

[Orange_N_White]

I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t had their pick 5 for $5.95.

Two regular Krystals.
Two Krystal chicks.
Coke.

Given my body’s ability to withstand just about anything and still remain in peak condition, I admittedly eat trash occasionally. And I don’t give a single fûck what any of you think.

no corn pup???

not my drinking buddy

 

[BamaFan1137]

I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t had their pick 5 for $5.95.

Two regular Krystals.
Two Krystal chicks.
Coke.

Given my body’s ability to withstand just about anything and still remain in peak condition, I admittedly eat trash occasionally. And I don’t give a single fûck what any of you think.

Ditto...I eat right so I can drink with no fvcks given tho.