Let me have a shitfit for one post only (long so fck you if you have ADHD like me)

[Pops Masterson]

If any of my dear loved ones here are flying American Airlines anytime soon (@dhetiger specifically since he’s in Charlotte), DO NOT.

Long story short, I left for a wedding in Puerto Vallarta yesterday from Huntsville, connecting at DFW, to arrive by 11:30am local time.

Left at 6:50am and was in the air before the pilot told us he had to take a long route because of weather. Typical hour and fifteen flight to DFW took 3+ because he drove the bitch 50 miles out in the gulf and around Dallas before going back.

Missed flight to PV, which was frustrating but not the end of the world. As we began our quest for rebooking, we were told there were no other flights available yesterday OR today. So we wanted to get somewhere that COULD get us there. I shit all of you not, I tried every fcking airport in North America (the continent) to connect and get to my destination. ZERO…. except for one that connected in Mexico City tonight.

So here I sit at the Mexico City Aeropuerto, excited to finally get to Puerto Vallarta after paying a shitload not only for this damn resort, but for first class seats I didn’t get to sit in (💁‍♂️), and my motherfcking baggage (my formal wear and her formal wear, I don’t check bags for this very reason) is currently in Salt Lake City, Utah. A place I never intended to go.

I have defeated several American Airlines workers and finally got to the big boss who was an absolute battle axe but I prevailed.

Anywho, I’m off to my best friend’s wedding tonight and will arrive almost two days overdue at midnight and hope, HOPE to the good Lord, my bags are there at the 9:57am expected time.

I’m 6 margs deep and have absolutely no clue what the conversion rate is here, but Godspeed everyone.

TLDR- I’m still an apex predator.

Also TLDR- yes I voted, and I did it 7 times for myself and 2 for my Mema and Granddaddy who died in 2009 and 2016 respectively.

 

[hokiemokie]

Sounds like a flight I had a few years ago.

 

[billywayneluck]

If any of my dear loved ones here are flying American Airlines anytime soon (@dhetiger specifically since he’s in Charlotte), DO NOT.

Long story short, I left for a wedding in Puerto Vallarta yesterday from Huntsville, connecting at DFW, to arrive by 11:30am local time.

Left at 6:50am and was in the air before the pilot told us he had to take a long route because of weather. Typical hour and fifteen flight to DFW took 3+ because he drove the bitch 50 miles out in the gulf and around Dallas before going back.

Missed flight to PV, which was frustrating but not the end of the world. As we began our quest for rebooking, we were told there were no other flights available yesterday OR today. So we wanted to get somewhere that COULD get us there. I shit all of you not, I tried every fcking airport in North America (the continent) to connect and get to my destination. ZERO…. except for one that connected in Mexico City tonight.

So here I sit at the Mexico City Aeropuerto, excited to finally get to Puerto Vallarta after paying a shitload not only for this damn resort, but for first class seats I didn’t get to sit in (💁‍♂️), and my motherfcking baggage (my formal wear and her formal wear, I don’t check bags for this very reason) is currently in Salt Lake City, Utah. A place I never intended to go.

I have defeated several American Airlines workers and finally got to the big boss who was an absolute battle axe but I prevailed.

Anywho, I’m off to my best friend’s wedding tonight and will arrive almost two days overdue at midnight and hope, HOPE to the good Lord, my bags are there at the 9:57am expected time.

I’m 6 margs deep and have absolutely no clue what the conversion rate is here, but Godspeed everyone.

TLDR- I’m still an apex predator.

Also TLDR- yes I voted, and I did it 7 times for myself and 2 for my Mema and Granddaddy who died in 2009 and 2016 respectively.

Why I hate commercial air travel. They have made it almost unbearable. More often than not I either pay the kings ransom for 1st class or use my Amex points to upgrade. The “economy” seats suck ass more every year and it’s not just me getting older.

Also I commend you for voting often this election.

God speed, my brother. Enjoy the margs and your weekend.

 

[Pops Masterson]

Update- seeing Asians in Mexico is new for me.

 

[Pops Masterson]

Why I hate commercial air travel. They have made it almost unbearable. More often than not I either pay the kings ransom for 1st class or use my Amex points to upgrade. The “economy” seats suck ass more every year and it’s not just me getting older.

Also I commend you for voting often this election.

God speed, my brother. Enjoy the margs and your weekend.

The amount of fats I encounter at airports supports my vote for RFK.

 

[BKHusky]

If you need somebody to go up to the SLC airport and raise some hell about your luggage, I’m just up the road.

Not 6 margs deep but pretty deep in the whiskey and red wine so I’d probably make some good arguments to them.

Best of luck with this bullshit. I hate American Airlines from my previous business travels.

 

[Reasoned]

Update- seeing Asians in Mexico is new for me.

Probably on their way here. 😉

 

[Pops Masterson]

If you need somebody to go up to the SLC airport and raise some hell about your luggage, I’m just up the road.

Not 6 margs deep but pretty deep in the whiskey and red wine so I’d probably make some good arguments to them.

Best of luck with this bullshit. I hate American Airlines from my previous business travels.

According to the app, it was shipped to DFW on its way to me tomorrow morning.

My disdain for lazy fats got the best of me today. Went scorched earth on this behemoth that worked at AA to the point I was asked by security to step away.

 

[ZosoDawg]

If any of my dear loved ones here are flying American Airlines anytime soon (@dhetiger specifically since he’s in Charlotte), DO NOT.

Long story short, I left for a wedding in Puerto Vallarta yesterday from Huntsville, connecting at DFW, to arrive by 11:30am local time.

Left at 6:50am and was in the air before the pilot told us he had to take a long route because of weather. Typical hour and fifteen flight to DFW took 3+ because he drove the bitch 50 miles out in the gulf and around Dallas before going back.

Missed flight to PV, which was frustrating but not the end of the world. As we began our quest for rebooking, we were told there were no other flights available yesterday OR today. So we wanted to get somewhere that COULD get us there. I shit all of you not, I tried every fcking airport in North America (the continent) to connect and get to my destination. ZERO…. except for one that connected in Mexico City tonight.

So here I sit at the Mexico City Aeropuerto, excited to finally get to Puerto Vallarta after paying a shitload not only for this damn resort, but for first class seats I didn’t get to sit in (💁‍♂️), and my motherfcking baggage (my formal wear and her formal wear, I don’t check bags for this very reason) is currently in Salt Lake City, Utah. A place I never intended to go.

I have defeated several American Airlines workers and finally got to the big boss who was an absolute battle axe but I prevailed.

Anywho, I’m off to my best friend’s wedding tonight and will arrive almost two days overdue at midnight and hope, HOPE to the good Lord, my bags are there at the 9:57am expected time.

I’m 6 margs deep and have absolutely no clue what the conversion rate is here, but Godspeed everyone.

TLDR- I’m still an apex predator.

Also TLDR- yes I voted, and I did it 7 times for myself and 2 for my Mema and Granddaddy who died in 2009 and 2016 respectively.

Sounds like the USPS is now running American Airlines

 

[Orange_N_White]

Best of luck with this bullshit. I hate American Airlines from my previous business travels.

I fly a lot.

It’s not just American…delta has F’d me more times than I can count and United is basically spirit with less fights

 

[BKHusky]

I fly a lot.

It’s not just American…delta has F’d me more times than I can count and United is basically spirit with less fights

They all will at some point. I got to where I flew almost exclusively Southwest if I could get a flight through them. I might’ve been flying with the poors but their customer service was so much better to deal with.

 

[BamaFan1137]

This thread is why I became a billionaire with a fleet of private jets.

 

[billywayneluck]

The amount of fats I encounter at airports supports my vote for RFK.

Yeah that makes the small seats even worse. Esp if some biggie ends up next to you.