In other news, Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Leaves him....

[derek_tiger]

For Lou Holtz.... 😆

CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for Lou Holtz.

Rumors had surfaced over the past few weeks that Hudson's relationship with 73-year-old Belichick was on the rocks. Days later, Hudson was spotted with 88-year-old Lou Holtz.

"I needed someone more mature," explained Hudson, as details of the split became public. "Bill still had a lot of growing up to do. I'm ready for someone who is ready to settle down and who knows that they want out of life. Lou knows what he wants. It's a motorized scooter and applesauce."

At publishing time, Hudson had reportedly left Holtz for the corpse of John Madden.

Babylon Bee

 

[BamaFan1137]

 

[Orange_N_White]

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Duds…you were looking for a job when you found that one

 

[BamaFan1137]

Duds…you were looking for a job when you found that one

I'm scared of no man...I'd have run screaming from that Field Sobriety Test. There's just no way that I wouldn’t fail it.

 

[billywayneluck]

For Lou Holtz.... 😆

CHAPEL HILL, NC — Sources close to Jordon Hudson confirmed today that the 24-year-old has officially dumped Bill Belichick for Lou Holtz.

Rumors had surfaced over the past few weeks that Hudson's relationship with 73-year-old Belichick was on the rocks. Days later, Hudson was spotted with 88-year-old Lou Holtz.

"I needed someone more mature," explained Hudson, as details of the split became public. "Bill still had a lot of growing up to do. I'm ready for someone who is ready to settle down and who knows that they want out of life. Lou knows what he wants. It's a motorized scooter and applesauce."

At publishing time, Hudson had reportedly left Holtz for the corpse of John Madden.

Babylon Bee

Looks like she may get beat by a tranny in the Miss Maine pageant.

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

Damn! With those tittz jiggling?
No way she’d go to jail. I’d put her in the back of the squad car for about 30 seconds and let her go.