I'm good...

[BamaFan1137]

...but figured it might be an interesting read.

Woman faces attempted murder charges after Elmore County deputy shot

The suspect in a Tuesday morning incident where a deputy was shot is facing two counts of attempted murder.

www.wsfa.com

 

[Pops Masterson]

Glad you’re ok, it’s tough out there in dem skreets.

 

[BamaFan1137]

She tried to kill us rather than face consequences. That's the world we live in today.

I'll recover but she's now facing Attempted Murder x2 on top of the original Assault 2nd, Menacing and Resisting Arrest. Hopefully she spends the rest of her days regretting those choices and the consequences that come with them.

 

[ZosoDawg]

Glad nobody got died, but a good opportunity to save the taxpayers some money was missed

 

[BamaFan1137]

Glad nobody got died, but a good opportunity to save the taxpayers some money was missed

Her gun jammed. If not for that detail...

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

Her gun jammed. If not for that detail...

So you got shot in the arm?

 

[dhetiger]

Holy shit, duds. I'm glad you're ok. That's fvcked up.

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

Holy shit, duds. I'm glad you're ok. That's fvcked up.

Absolutely. This should be the end of his experiment with being a good guy.

You’re a gotdam billionaire, Duds! Start acting like one and walk away from this deputydawg disaster!

 

[BamaFan1137]

A. Math is evil

B. The response of my brother's and this community has been nothing short of amazing. They're worth the price of admission.

Also, I'm fine.

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

Seriously, you’ve got too much to live for. Your wife and kids…. not to mention your message board buddies! You should walk in the sheriff’s office tomorrow and turn in your badge! You gave it your best shot but fukc this bullschit. Those thugs ain’t worth dying for!

 

[dhetiger]

Absolutely. This should be the end of his experiment with being a good guy.

You’re a gotdam billionaire, Duds! Start acting like one and walk away from this deputydawg disaster!

Honk, per usual, is right. Billionaires running around arresting poor meth heads is a waste of time. You have an above ground pool, a yacht (wave runner), and a wife who loves your pool boy. You should spend your time and money supporting DeWhore and your Foosball program.

 

[billywayneluck]

...but figured it might be an interesting read.

Woman faces attempted murder charges after Elmore County deputy shot

The suspect in a Tuesday morning incident where a deputy was shot is facing two counts of attempted murder.

www.wsfa.com

Hold up now. I reread this. You got fragged by this chicka?

Naw man. If some loser criminal takes one of yall out it’s time to fvck shit up. Their ass better stay in the jail yo.

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

Dayum, Duds! It’s a shame you can’t work out a settlement for a few years of “physical therapy” performance from Ebony!

 

[BamaFan1137]

Honk, per usual, is right. Billionaires running around arresting poor meth heads is a waste of time. You have an above ground pool, a yacht (wave runner), and a wife who loves your pool boy. You should spend your time and money supporting DeWhore and your Foosball program.

Ha, we live on a lake and we have no pool. Just a young man who takes care of the landscaping.

Hopefully he's as effeminate as our resident board landscaper so that my wife also suffers from blue balls.

 

[BamaFan1137]

Hold up now. I reread this. You got fragged by this chicka?

Naw man. If some loser criminal takes one of yall out it’s time to fvck shit up. Their ass better stay in the jail yo.

She hit my partner but he's fine. No apparent nerve damage or arterial damage.

 

[billywayneluck]

She hit my partner but he's fine. No apparent nerve damage or arterial damage.

Slightly better but still no bueno.

 

[BamaFan1137]

Dayum, Duds! It’s a shame you can’t work out a settlement for a few years of “physical therapy” performance from Ebony!

Pure evil, all yours. You'll need permission for conjugal visits however.

 

[HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA]

You'll need permission for conjugal visits however.

Hmmmmm…. I’m definitely thinking about it. I could bring her some Skittles once a week and only be out $.89;
she cain’t tell on me;
she won’t know how to find me if she ever gets out - which seems doubtful;
and finally, I could put the whole thing on OnlyPhanz and be a billionaire like you!

Damn! I can hear my brother (r.i.p.) saying, “you’d have to be crazy to do something like that.” Now I’m thinking I’d have to be crazy NOT to do it!

 

[BamaFan1137]

I will add that the booking photo is dated...and extremely complimentary

 

[Pops Masterson]

Hmmmmm…. I’m definitely thinking about it. I could bring her some Skittles once a week and only be out $.89;
she cain’t tell on me;
she won’t know how to find me if she ever gets out - which seems doubtful;
and finally, I could put the whole thing on OnlyPhanz and be a billionaire like you!

Damn! I can hear my brother (r.i.p.) saying, “you’d have to be crazy to do something like that.” Now I’m thinking I’d have to be crazy NOT to do it!

Where tf you buying Skittles for 89¢?

Not a yuge fan of regular ones, but the sour ones are usually in my diabeetus mix when I travel.

Glad you’re ok @BamaFan1137 👊

 

[BamaFan1137]

Where tf you buying Skittles for 89¢?

I think he's getting them in 1987.

 

[ZosoDawg]

I think he's getting them in 1987.

Or you have possibly been moonlighting as his math instructor?

 

[BamaFan1137]

Or you have possibly been moonlighting as his math instructor?

Yea, that actually makes more cents.

 

[Konigstiger]

I'm glad you're OK @BamaFan1137 and I thank you for being out there doing good work and protecting the citizenry. I hope your partner has a quick recovery