Getting the key out of my pocket
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Not sure that I want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. ($1 to Groucho Marx)
Just don’t get comfortable
Don’t let them bring livestock in. That’s where the trouble starts.
Wouldn’t want to get in the way of you bam bams grinding on your cousins
What you hillbilly farm folk do in your barns and bedrooms is y’all’s business. Just don’t bring that filth into the lounge. We have some standards.
Don’t hate because they teach how to stump break your animals at freshman orientation over there in Lee County.
Not hating at all. I never make fun of your fanbase and their willingness to fvck miniature horses. It's gross, but who yall have relations with isn't my business.
Leave us out of your fantasies bro. Don’t forget the vet school isn’t a target rich environment. Those critters are there for care and treatment, not companionship for lonely Lee County residents.
Tell your cousin not to drop his wallet in the miniature horse's stable when he's turned down by his sister-wife.
Auburn fans making animal sex jokes to others is like Bama fans making fun of others over their fans shooting one another when they lose.
Goobers fvck farm animals...get over it.
Goobers fvck farm animals...get over it.
The genesis of his comment is a story years ago about some cretin in south Alabama who was arrested for bestiality with a miniature horse. In the news story he was wearing a bama t shirt.
This. Cousin grinders can speculate that Auburn fans bang goats. News stories tell me bama fans fvck miniature horses.
East Alabama man caught on camera having sex with dog pleads guilty
CUSSETTA, Ala. (WRBL) – A Lee County man has been sentenced to 12 months in county jail after pleading guilty to having sexual intercourse with a friend’s dog. The crime was captured on video…
www.wrbl.com
Cow College alumnus have no sense of humor imho.
He's clearly a bama fanEast Alabama man caught on camera having sex with dog pleads guilty
CUSSETTA, Ala. (WRBL) – A Lee County man has been sentenced to 12 months in county jail after pleading guilty to having sexual intercourse with a friend’s dog. The crime was captured on video…
Cow College alumnus have no sense of humor imho.
🤔East Alabama man caught on camera having sex with dog pleads guilty
CUSSETTA, Ala. (WRBL) – A Lee County man has been sentenced to 12 months in county jail after pleading guilty to having sexual intercourse with a friend’s dog. The crime was captured on video…
Good heavens what in the world is wrong with y’all down there?
Uuuuhhhh....I've worked in Iowa. He who casts the first ear of corn....🤔
Good heavens what in the world is wrong with y’all down there?
Lee county is a lonely place and the natives aren’t normal.🤔
Good heavens what in the world is wrong with y’all down there?
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Good heavens what in the world is wrong with y’all down there?
The worst case of beastiality that I've ever heard of occurred in Pennsylvania. It happened over years and 5 people were charged with 1,200+ counts of beastiality each while working in an industrial slaughter house.
The morons were fcking the livestock despite the CCTV security system which was later used as evidence against them.
I’m going to break character for a minute here. We kid around and troll each other with this kind of stuff but that’s really fvcked up.
Canine necrophilia...
Your Honor, in my defense....I had no idea that the dog was dead.
It’s time. Go ahead and pull the plug God. A nice meteor should do the trick. If people are fukking dead animals, it’s over.
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Schit, phuck, schit, phuck….. I hate all yall in here…..
(Grabs the bourbon and cigars and stomps the phuck down the street)
(Grabs the bourbon and cigars and stomps the phuck down the street)
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