Bama friends….
- Thread starter Orange_N_White
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I've been told to go fck myself many, many times. This was easily the most polite. If that's not friendship, what is?
He doesn't know the difference between a sister and a cousin so the jokes on him.
In fairness to me, they can be both in Alabama
And you said you'd been to Oneida...
I laughed at that but then realized I’m from Dothan, so Fvck you.
Wasn’t the art of “butt chugging” born in Knoxganistan?
You hill folk do weird shit when you party.
I really wished I didn’t watch that. Got to love an attorney with a southern drawl, wearing a bow tie and speaking about alcohol enemas and butt chugging…..LOL
Or, and hear me out, is butt-chugging the only chance we had?
Do you want to fight a guy freshly removed from the butt funnel?
Can't you guys just say "Go Team!" before going on patrol??
Sure, after 5-10 minutes when he’s on the ground passed out or vomiting….. I’m pretty sure the Confederate brigade Tennessee 69th Buttchuggers performed poorly at Shiloh
"The yanks are comin, shove this up your ass so you can chug this beer before they get here! Wipe off the hose before you pass it to the next feller!"
lololololololololololololol
I have said this to a guy I arrested for Possession of a Controlled Substance. "Dude...you must have a cavernous asshole!"
I died a little bit that day...but it was more drugs than should ever fit inside a vaginanus.
Also, a man "carried" this gun into a jail in his prison holster.
www.wect.com
Man who smuggled gun into NC jail not injured
A man wanted for first degree murder in the Atlanta area was arrested in Onslow County. Deputies in Onslow County say the man hid a large handgun in a body cavity.
I knew something was bad wrong with this thread when it starts with a dichotomy as the title... talk about a contradiction in terms. 
What the actual F…?Also, a man "carried" this gun into a jail in his prison holster.
Man who smuggled gun into NC jail not injured
A man wanted for first degree murder in the Atlanta area was arrested in Onslow County. Deputies in Onslow County say the man hid a large handgun in a body cavity.
Being the Quartermaster for that unit would suck, unless dude became a proctologist
