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'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The presidential race reached a new level of intensity this week, as the woman who is currently in office and has been serving in the second most powerful position in the world vowed to fix things if people vote her into office.
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