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R.I.P. gator

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(PS> my apologies for the length of this... as usual when someone has a knack for great writing, once I started I just kept the flow going)

As one of the elders & first creators of this august group of gentlemen, let us now hang our heads and remember the good times we had with bama_gator. He was a grand ol’ guy in his day. Some envied him (but they were his relatives). He certainly wasn’t perfect — no angel at all... stinkin' spuat fan to the end. But he did his best to keep us tickled at the occasional show of wit & humor and did his best to overcome the faulty genetics passed down to him.

Today he is no more … his light extinguished by the Trumpitis disease which ate him from the inside out. He abandoned his own decades long principles... sold out to a raving group of RINOs who also suffered from Trumpitis and offered empty promises from those self-dealing politicians and corrupt special interests that wantonly prostitute themselves.

I’ve watched it happen as an interested bystander, and I’m just as guilty as anyone viewing his downfall w/o offering the money needed for psychiatric help. I feel a pang of grief that I didn't do more when his mental demise was clearer than the vacant look in dementia Joe's thousand-yard stare. I mistakenly thought logic & reason (along with my Xboard brethren that had been together for decades) might somehow help him on the road to recovery, alas… not to be. He slowly devolved before our very eyes.

We sat by while he became a petulant and narcissistic buffoon with a fifth-grade vocabulary, a wife-beater’s temperament with a loose grasp on truth and knowledge; turning into a lying, duplicitous and conniving chameleon, our hopes were dashed that he could be cured of his OMB syndrome via our caring and loving posts of encouragement.

Scrutinizing just how much of a loser liberal he became was remarkable! Worthy of a double-blind, placebo-controlled study to show how a self-proclaimed conservative can actually morph into a woke, preferred pronoun ‘expand the nanny state’ has-been once infected with the hatred of all things Trump.

Gator teetering on the edge of sanity was like watching a train wreck in slow motion… we couldn’t help ourselves from looking all the while incredulous that a once, seemingly normal man could waste away before our very eyes.

Once the midnight to 3:00am rants started, we knew it was just a matter of time. The hypocrisy and self-righteous indignation… using terms like ‘wait for it’, ‘predicated’, ‘… as I said’ led down the path for him to actually vote for a party that is completely inept at economics and is steering America toward a socialism where no one works, and everyone has their hand out. Utter doom and destruction of this once great nation be dammed… at least ‘Trumpsky’ is out of office.

But that wasn’t enough to cure gator of this regrettable disorder. OMB-syndrome did not give up its hold on the small portion of gray matter that existed in his tiny cerebrum, and he left us before his time.

Lastly, the poet A.E. Housman once wrote:

Now you will not swell the rout, of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran,
and the name died before the man.

Sadly, gator’s name has died before the man. However, we gather one last time to offer our respect to what we remember as a decent if not flawed fellow…


R.I.P gator.... we'll miss you.
 
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As one of the elders & first creators of this august group of gentlemen, let us now hang our heads and remember the good times we had with bama_gator. He was a grand ol’ guy in his day. Some envied him (but they were his relatives). He certainly wasn’t perfect — no angel at all... stinkin' spuat fan to the end. But he did his best to keep us tickled at the occasional show of wit & humor and did his best to overcome the faulty genetics passed down to him.

Today he is no more … his light extinguished by the Trumpitis disease which ate him from the inside out. He abandoned his own decades long principles... sold out to a raving group of RINOs who also suffered from Trumpitis and offered empty promises from those self-dealing politicians and corrupt special interests that wantonly prostitute themselves.

I’ve watched it happen as an interested bystander, and I’m just as guilty as anyone viewing his downfall w/o offering the money needed for psychiatric help. I feel a pang of grief that I didn't do more when his mental demise was clearer than the vacant look in dementia Joe's thousand-yard stare. I mistakenly thought logic & reason (along with my Xboard brethren that had been together for decades) might somehow help him on the road to recovery, alas… not to be. He slowly devolved before our very eyes.

We sat by while he became a petulant and narcissistic buffoon with a fifth-grade vocabulary, a wife-beater’s temperament with a loose grasp on truth and knowledge; turning into a lying, duplicitous and conniving chameleon, our hopes were dashed that he could be cured of his OMB syndrome via our caring and loving posts of encouragement.

Scrutinizing just how much of a loser liberal he became was remarkable! Worthy of a double-blind, placebo-controlled study to show how a self-proclaimed conservative can actually morph into a woke, preferred pronoun ‘expand the nanny state’ has-been once infected with the hatred of all things Trump.

Gator teetering on the edge of sanity was like watching a train wreck in slow motion… we couldn’t help ourselves from looking all the while incredulous that a once, seemingly normal man could waste away before our very eyes.

Once the midnight to 3:00am rants started, we knew it was just a matter of time. The hypocrisy and self-righteous indignation… using terms like ‘wait for it’, ‘predicated’, ‘… as I said’ led down the path for him to actually vote for a party that is completely inept at economics and is steering America toward a socialism where no one works, and everyone has their hand out. Utter doom and destruction of this once great nation be dammed… at least ‘Trumpsky’ is out of office.

But that wasn’t enough to cure gator of this regrettable disorder. OMB-syndrome did not give up its hold on the small portion of gray matter that existed in his tiny cerebrum, and he left us before his time.

Lastly, the poet A.E. Housman once wrote:

Now you will not swell the rout, of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran,
and the name died before the man.

Sadly, gator’s name has died before the man. However, we gather one last time to offer our respect to what we remember as a decent if not flawed fellow…


R.I.P gator.... we'll miss you.
Ahmen!
 
As one of the elders & first creators of this august group of gentlemen, let us now hang our heads and remember the good times we had with bama_gator. He was a grand ol’ guy in his day. Some envied him (but they were his relatives). He certainly wasn’t perfect — no angel at all... stinkin' spuat fan to the end. But he did his best to keep us tickled at the occasional show of wit & humor and did his best to overcome the faulty genetics passed down to him.

Today he is no more … his light extinguished by the Trumpitis disease which ate him from the inside out. He abandoned his own decades long principles... sold out to a raving group of RINOs who also suffered from Trumpitis and offered empty promises from those self-dealing politicians and corrupt special interests that wantonly prostitute themselves.

I’ve watched it happen as an interested bystander, and I’m just as guilty as anyone viewing his downfall w/o offering the money needed for psychiatric help. I feel a pang of grief that I didn't do more when his mental demise was clearer than the vacant look in dementia Joe's thousand-yard stare. I mistakenly thought logic & reason (along with my Xboard brethren that had been together for decades) might somehow help him on the road to recovery, alas… not to be. He slowly devolved before our very eyes.

We sat by while he became a petulant and narcissistic buffoon with a fifth-grade vocabulary, a wife-beater’s temperament with a loose grasp on truth and knowledge; turning into a lying, duplicitous and conniving chameleon, our hopes were dashed that he could be cured of his OMB syndrome via our caring and loving posts of encouragement.

Scrutinizing just how much of a loser liberal he became was remarkable! Worthy of a double-blind, placebo-controlled study to show how a self-proclaimed conservative can actually morph into a woke, preferred pronoun ‘expand the nanny state’ has-been once infected with the hatred of all things Trump.

Gator teetering on the edge of sanity was like watching a train wreck in slow motion… we couldn’t help ourselves from looking all the while incredulous that a once, seemingly normal man could waste away before our very eyes.

Once the midnight to 3:00am rants started, we knew it was just a matter of time. The hypocrisy and self-righteous indignation… using terms like ‘wait for it’, ‘predicated’, ‘… as I said’ led down the path for him to actually vote for a party that is completely inept at economics and is steering America toward a socialism where no one works, and everyone has their hand out. Utter doom and destruction of this once great nation be dammed… at least ‘Trumpsky’ is out of office.

But that wasn’t enough to cure gator of this regrettable disorder. OMB-syndrome did not give up its hold on the small portion of gray matter that existed in his tiny cerebrum, and he left us before his time.

Lastly, the poet A.E. Housman once wrote:

Now you will not swell the rout, of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran,
and the name died before the man.

Sadly, gator’s name has died before the man. However, we gather one last time to offer our respect to what we remember as a decent if not flawed fellow…


R.I.P gator.... we'll miss you.
That’s good shit.

i have to admit my heart skipped a beat when I read the subject, fearing Gator had actually come to an untimely end. In a way I suppose that would have been a more honorable fate than transforming to a liberal Biden apologist - so there’s that.

Perhaps there is still a chance for his redemption before his final chapter is written. We can remain hopeful.
 
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Perhaps there is still a chance for his redemption before his final chapter is written. We can remain hopeful.
Well, in my near six decades on this beautiful blue globe, the recurring behavior which appears immutable is the obstinance with which the committed leftist has to admitting the folly of their beliefs……. But..we can always hope.
 
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Well, in my near six decades on this beautiful blue globe, the recurring behavior which appears immutable is the obstinance with which the committed leftist has to admitting the folly of their beliefs……. But..we can always hope.
Considering your boys getting owned on spreading lies continuously here (my new favorite is the “stinkeye” thread), I had to laugh at this. Conservatives today are mindless regurgitaters of corporate propaganda and wholly intellectually incapable of defending their arguments with any sound facts or logic.
 
(PS> my apologies for the length of this... as usual when someone has a knack for great writing, once I started I just kept the flow going)

As one of the elders & first creators of this august group of gentlemen, let us now hang our heads and remember the good times we had with bama_gator. He was a grand ol’ guy in his day. Some envied him (but they were his relatives). He certainly wasn’t perfect — no angel at all... stinkin' spuat fan to the end. But he did his best to keep us tickled at the occasional show of wit & humor and did his best to overcome the faulty genetics passed down to him.

Today he is no more … his light extinguished by the Trumpitis disease which ate him from the inside out. He abandoned his own decades long principles... sold out to a raving group of RINOs who also suffered from Trumpitis and offered empty promises from those self-dealing politicians and corrupt special interests that wantonly prostitute themselves.

I’ve watched it happen as an interested bystander, and I’m just as guilty as anyone viewing his downfall w/o offering the money needed for psychiatric help. I feel a pang of grief that I didn't do more when his mental demise was clearer than the vacant look in dementia Joe's thousand-yard stare. I mistakenly thought logic & reason (along with my Xboard brethren that had been together for decades) might somehow help him on the road to recovery, alas… not to be. He slowly devolved before our very eyes.

We sat by while he became a petulant and narcissistic buffoon with a fifth-grade vocabulary, a wife-beater’s temperament with a loose grasp on truth and knowledge; turning into a lying, duplicitous and conniving chameleon, our hopes were dashed that he could be cured of his OMB syndrome via our caring and loving posts of encouragement.

Scrutinizing just how much of a loser liberal he became was remarkable! Worthy of a double-blind, placebo-controlled study to show how a self-proclaimed conservative can actually morph into a woke, preferred pronoun ‘expand the nanny state’ has-been once infected with the hatred of all things Trump.

Gator teetering on the edge of sanity was like watching a train wreck in slow motion… we couldn’t help ourselves from looking all the while incredulous that a once, seemingly normal man could waste away before our very eyes.

Once the midnight to 3:00am rants started, we knew it was just a matter of time. The hypocrisy and self-righteous indignation… using terms like ‘wait for it’, ‘predicated’, ‘… as I said’ led down the path for him to actually vote for a party that is completely inept at economics and is steering America toward a socialism where no one works, and everyone has their hand out. Utter doom and destruction of this once great nation be dammed… at least ‘Trumpsky’ is out of office.

But that wasn’t enough to cure gator of this regrettable disorder. OMB-syndrome did not give up its hold on the small portion of gray matter that existed in his tiny cerebrum, and he left us before his time.

Lastly, the poet A.E. Housman once wrote:

Now you will not swell the rout, of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran,
and the name died before the man.

Sadly, gator’s name has died before the man. However, we gather one last time to offer our respect to what we remember as a decent if not flawed fellow…


R.I.P gator.... we'll miss you.
I’m honored!

Gator is still with us… just in the Rivals penalty box for espousing inconvenient truths and omniscient predications to the Clempsin rock petters - just as I have to the Clorox drinking cattle wormer eating, Constitution violating, police beating, militant wannabe Patriots.

Like Moses, David_Dennison ( your leader’s monicker a for porn stripper pimp) has now assumed the righteous mantle of leadership-trying to guide you delusional fvckers out of the intellectual desert and alternate reality of the Trumpsky cult. Someday you will appreciate my truthiness.

I will not waiver in my duties until the wave of authoritarian fascism and QCult lunacy is defeated.

MAGA by Gawd
Stand back and stand by ( they sure did)
 
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Considering your boys getting owned on spreading lies continuously here (my new favorite is the “stinkeye” thread), I had to laugh at this. Conservatives today are mindless regurgitaters of corporate propaganda and wholly intellectually incapable of defending their arguments with any sound facts or logic.

LOL...I just blew up your position on Sanger. Only you are getting owned in that thread.

It's not my fault that you won't remove your fingers from your ears and that you won't stop stomping your feet in childish protest.

The irony of calling others regurgitaters of corporate propaganda when you always respond with politifact has not escaped me ftr.
 
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LOL...I just blew up your position on Sanger. Only you are getting owned in that thread.

It's not my fault that you won't remove your fingers from your ears and that you won't stop stomping your feet in childish protest.

The irony of calling others regurgitaters of corporate propaganda when you always respond with politifact has not escaped me ftr.
Dude, Politifact has won the fuggin’ Pulitzer Prize. It’s objectivity is well established by liberals and Conservatives alike. I linked Time Magazine as well, which you ignored, but here’s yet more…



You should have just taken your massive L and moved on, instead of embarrassing yourself like this. But I doubt facts can penetrate the thicker Trumpanzee skull.
 
Politifact, Time, npr....all are well known for their political objectivity. 🤔😶🙄

I think you honestly recognize the beating that you've taken on this subject and that's why you're so amped up now. Either way, you are a complete waste of time, much like playing with a yo-yo...and ultimately both exercises are equally productive.
 
Politifact, Time, npr....all are well known for their political objectivity. 🤔😶🙄

I think you honestly recognize the beating that you've taken on this subject and that's why you're so amped up now. Either way, you are a complete waste of time, much like playing with a yo-yo...and ultimately both exercises are equally productive.
Got your ass DRAGGED on facts, dug your heels in, got buried under facts, whined that everyone in the big bad internet researching this is just biased if they correct your bullshit, then give up on facts and write a self-soothing consolation to yourself while choosing to remain ignorant on the subject. Your precious ego and feelings prevented you from learning anything, and your inability to admit your mistakes like a man is a clear sign of someone so intellectually and emotionally stunted they’d vote for Trump twice.
 
Do you have any idea about Politifact? Have you ever done any of your own fact checking?

They are owned by the Poynter Institute. Who received funding from-

The US government

George Soros Open Societies (who fund many other fact checkers)

Facebook

Google

Gates foundation

Charles Koch Foundation

Democracy Fund

Environmental Defense Fund

Facebook

Foundation to Promote Open Society

Gill Foundation

Google News Initiative

Institute for War and Peace Reporting

John S. and James L. Knight Foundation

Lumina Foundation

MacArthur Foundation

Miami Foundation

National Endowment for Democracy

Newmark Philanthropies

Newton & Rochelle Becker Charitable Trust

Omidyar Network | Luminate

Rita Allen Foundation

Robert R. McCormick Foundation

Largest custom training partners in 2019-2021

American Society of Business Publication Editors

Charles Koch Institute

ESPN

Facebook

Huffington Post

Marketplace

MRC Media

Middle East Broadcasting Networks

National Public Radio

Newsweek

New York Times

Pinellas County School District

Southern Newspapers Publishers Association

The Washington Post

TikTok

USA Today Network

Vice

Voice of America – Broadcasting Board of Governors

Even the CIA (NED) fund them!

So demonstrably…you use the government as a source of news who condemn any platform who comment outside of their agenda, and against that very government.

I have no sympathy for those who use fact checkers. It is lazy…to be asking corporations to save you the trouble of researching, and simply tell you this is FAKE or REAL. It suggests neither a bright nor useful mind. And confirms the suspicion here that you are one of the many herded.
 
Got your ass DRAGGED on facts, dug your heels in, got buried under facts, whined that everyone in the big bad internet researching this is just biased if they correct your bullshit, then give up on facts and write a self-soothing consolation to yourself while choosing to remain ignorant on the subject. Your precious ego and feelings prevented you from learning anything, and your inability to admit your mistakes like a man is a clear sign of someone so intellectually and emotionally stunted they’d vote for Trump twice.

Haha, ok....I think we're done here.
 
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He really is too stupid to realize how stupid he is.

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I’m honored!

Gator is still with us… just in the Rivals penalty box for espousing inconvenient truths and omniscient predications to the Clempsin rock petters - just as I have to the Clorox drinking cattle wormer eating, Constitution violating, police beating, militant wannabe Patriots.

Like Moses, David_Dennison ( your leader’s monicker a for porn stripper pimp) has now assumed the righteous mantle of leadership-trying to guide you delusional fvckers out of the intellectual desert and alternate reality of the Trumpsky cult. Someday you will appreciate my truthiness.

I will not waiver in my duties until the wave of authoritarian fascism and QCult lunacy is defeated.

MAGA by Gawd
Stand back and stand by ( they sure did)
No... he's not. Like Elvis, he has left the building (or maybe, the world).

In re-reading my exceptionally well written eulogy, I found myself having a difficult time in picking which paragraph was the most poignant... (let's face it, they all were...). I think it was this one:

We sat by while he became a petulant and narcissistic buffoon with a fifth-grade vocabulary, a wife-beater’s temperament with a loose grasp on truth and knowledge; turning into a lying, duplicitous and conniving chameleon, our hopes were dashed that he could be cured of his OMB syndrome via our caring and loving posts of encouragement.

Yes... yes. This is the one that describes what gator became in a nut-shell (see what I did there?) prior to his passing.

Sharp knife of a short life... $1 to Lady Antebellum. 😥
 
Do you have any idea about Politifact? Have you ever done any of your own fact checking?

They are owned by the Poynter Institute. Who received funding from-

The US government

George Soros Open Societies (who fund many other fact checkers)

Facebook

Google

Gates foundation

Charles Koch Foundation

Democracy Fund

Environmental Defense Fund

Facebook

Foundation to Promote Open Society

Gill Foundation

Google News Initiative

Institute for War and Peace Reporting

John S. and James L. Knight Foundation

Lumina Foundation

MacArthur Foundation

Miami Foundation

National Endowment for Democracy

Newmark Philanthropies

Newton & Rochelle Becker Charitable Trust

Omidyar Network | Luminate

Rita Allen Foundation

Robert R. McCormick Foundation

Largest custom training partners in 2019-2021

American Society of Business Publication Editors

Charles Koch Institute

ESPN

Facebook

Huffington Post

Marketplace

MRC Media

Middle East Broadcasting Networks

National Public Radio

Newsweek

New York Times

Pinellas County School District

Southern Newspapers Publishers Association

The Washington Post

TikTok

USA Today Network

Vice

Voice of America – Broadcasting Board of Governors

Even the CIA (NED) fund them!

So demonstrably…you use the government as a source of news who condemn any platform who comment outside of their agenda, and against that very government.

I have no sympathy for those who use fact checkers. It is lazy…to be asking corporations to save you the trouble of researching, and simply tell you this is FAKE or REAL. It suggests neither a bright nor useful mind. And confirms the suspicion here that you are one of the many herded.
Yes, the Kochs AND Soros donated to one large media group which took in funding across the spectrum. Therefore they must left biased. So is Time, NPR, etc, etc, whenever they contradict your BS that you found on Facebook. You can't make this up.

BTW, I came to this board from Hawkeye fans linking it, laughing at it, pulling up hilariously dumb posts from the inbred SEC degenerates here, and it has NOT disappointed for entertainment. Thanks for being the gift that keeps on giving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, y'all!
 
Yes, the Kochs AND Soros donated to one large media group which took in funding across the spectrum. Therefore they must left biased. So is Time, NPR, etc, etc, whenever they contradict your BS that you found on Facebook. You can't make this up.

BTW, I came to this board from Hawkeye fans linking it, laughing at it, pulling up hilariously dumb posts from the inbred SEC degenerates here, and it has NOT disappointed for entertainment. Thanks for being the gift that keeps on giving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, y'all!
Lmao. You've been nothing more than the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You're just not smart enough to see it.
 
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Yes, the Kochs AND Soros donated to one large media group which took in funding across the spectrum. Therefore they must left biased. So is Time, NPR, etc, etc, whenever they contradict your BS that you found on Facebook. You can't make this up.

BTW, I came to this board from Hawkeye fans linking it, laughing at it, pulling up hilariously dumb posts from the inbred SEC degenerates here, and it has NOT disappointed for entertainment. Thanks for being the gift that keeps on giving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, y'all!


poor lonely peenace 😂
 
Yes, the Kochs AND Soros donated to one large media group which took in funding across the spectrum. Therefore they must left biased. So is Time, NPR, etc, etc, whenever they contradict your BS that you found on Facebook. You can't make this up.

BTW, I came to this board from Hawkeye fans linking it, laughing at it, pulling up hilariously dumb posts from the inbred SEC degenerates here, and it has NOT disappointed for entertainment. Thanks for being the gift that keeps on giving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, y'all!

Apparently you can make it up because I haven't opened Facebook in years. TBH, I'm not even sure that I could. I was never a fan.

Unlike you, I get my info from my own research. I don't ask Koch or Soros to do the looking for me. Probably because I am un-sheep like.

You, and like-minded retards, are more than welcome to come laugh at what they do not truly understand. When you grow weary of being spoonfed bullshit, perhaps we will have enlightened you on how to think for yourself.

Merry Christmas, dumbass.
 
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Apparently you can make it up because I haven't opened Facebook in years. TBH, I'm not even sure that I could. I was never a fan.

Unlike you, I get my info from my own research. I don't ask Koch or Soros to do the looking for me. Probably because I am un-sheep like.

You, and like-minded retards, are more than welcome to come laugh at what they do not truly understand. When you grow weary of being spoonfed bullshit, perhaps we will have enlightened you on how to think for yourself.

Merry Christmas, dumbass.
I'm assuming he's a Cosby victim. Sockeye, quit drinking things you didn't put together yourself.
 
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Poor, stooooopid Nurse.

Poor, stooooopid Nurse.
Good call on bumping that back to today.... 3 years later and we're still able to apply that like it was yesterday.

I do miss him and hope he's doing well. I'm sure his recovery stalled and unfortunately left a shell of the man that looks and sounds like gator, but the mental flailing at the ceaseless Orange Man in his head has done irreparable damage.

Sharp knife, indeed.
 
The Iowans who came here to laugh at us voted overwhelmingly for Trump yesterday. 😂
Several black (women and men) and gays that I know voted for Trump.

Also of note, the only white men I know that voted for Harris are losers/skateboarders that work at middle of the road chain restaurants, and the only white women I know that voted for Harris have a ton of piercings and/or are bartenders.

^Either or both of those two things could describe @Menace Sockeyes
 
Considering your boys getting owned on spreading lies continuously here (my new favorite is the “stinkeye” thread), I had to laugh at this. Conservatives today are mindless regurgitaters of corporate propaganda and wholly intellectually incapable of defending their arguments with any sound facts or logic.
And you lost to us. That’s gotta sting.
 
Considering your boys getting owned on spreading lies continuously here (my new favorite is the “stinkeye” thread), I had to laugh at this. Conservatives today are mindless regurgitaters of corporate propaganda and wholly intellectually incapable of defending their arguments with any sound facts or logic.

Hey can you give me a heads up on when we will all lose our rights, democracy will end and we will be ruled by a dictator? I need to get my provisions in the life boat on top of my home.

Thanks for yours support
 
Hey can you give me a heads up on when we will all lose our rights, democracy will end and we will be ruled by a dictator? I need to get my provisions in the life boat on top of my home.

Thanks for yours support
I’m sure she/it is moving to Canada (funny how the libtards don't threaten to move south of the border….strange).
 
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