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No offense to the bama fans here, but

Oh, he cares. He'll pretend like he doesn't, but that blueberry waffle and kid hating piece of shit cares.

Seriously, he hasn't mentioned Bama sports in a LONG time over there. Even if I bring it up.

He even said that he wasn't and didn't watch football last season...and perhaps part of the previous season iirc.
 
Seriously, he hasn't mentioned Bama sports in a LONG time over there. Even if I bring it up.

He even said that he wasn't and didn't watch football last season...and perhaps part of the previous season iirc.
Joe Biden says a lot of shit, too. I'll bet you every single one of your billion dollars that he watched bama football last season. I'll bet you your next billion that he watched the game tonight.
 
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Seriously, he hasn't mentioned Bama sports in a LONG time over there. Even if I bring it up.

He even said that he wasn't and didn't watch football last season...and perhaps part of the previous season iirc.
After being sooooo wrong about Kirby and his disdain for him and pimping clowns like Swamp Donkey and Asparagus, I’d pretend I don’t care too.
 
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Alright, I’ve heard this blueberry waffle reference multiple times, for this relative newbie..what gives?🤷‍♂️
Net - Bobbie making a big deal out of a random innocuous comment after an Auburn loss.

@dhetiger can fill in the details better than I can. I think Bobbie predated you joining us. He’s…interesting
 
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Net - Bobbie making a big deal out of a random innocuous comment after an Auburn loss.

@dhetiger can fill in the details better than I can. I think Bobbie predated you joining us. He’s…interesting
So how does the blueberry waffle fit in this story. I’m thinking I was on a binge that week and don’t remember.
 
Net - Bobbie making a big deal out of a random innocuous comment after an Auburn loss.

@dhetiger can fill in the details better than I can. I think Bobbie predated you joining us. He’s…interesting

Actually I could be wrong, but I think that long predates anybody on this forum. Blue waffle was a god awful internet picture from 20+ years ago. Along the lines of 2 girls 1 cup type stuff
 
Alright, I’ve heard this blueberry waffle reference multiple times, for this relative newbie..what gives?🤷‍♂️
A heavily favored bama team beat the crap out of Auburn a few years ago. The guy we're referencing was feverishly masturbating the next morning and made some post about how the AU fans on whatever board we were on at the time were crying about the loss. I had 2 young kids at the time, I knew AU was going to lose, and I had witnessed AU winning a NC a couple of years before, so I wasn't upset at all. So, I replied to him by saying something like, "Bobbi, the sun came up today, and I made my kids blueberry waffles for breakfast." He got pissed that I wasn't suicidal, so even the bama fans started making fun of him.
 
Joe Biden says a lot of shit, too. I'll bet you every single one of your billion dollars that he watched bama football last season. I'll bet you your next billion that he watched the game tonight.

Wait...what do I get if I win? 😂

I can't say one way or the other. All I can say is that he hasn't said anything about Bama sports.
 
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A heavily favored bama team beat the crap out of Auburn a few years ago. The guy we're referencing was feverishly masturbating the next morning and made some post about how the AU fans on whatever board we were on at the time were crying about the loss. I had 2 young kids at the time, I knew AU was going to lose, and I had witnessed AU winning a NC a couple of years before, so I wasn't upset at all. So, I replied to him by saying something like, "Bobbi, the sun came up today, and I made my kids blueberry waffles for breakfast." He got pissed that I wasn't suicidal, so even the bama fans started making fun of him.

I still say those blueberry waffles had tear flavored syrup on them.
 
A heavily favored bama team beat the crap out of Auburn a few years ago. The guy we're referencing was feverishly masturbating the next morning and made some post about how the AU fans on whatever board we were on at the time were crying about the loss. I had 2 young kids at the time, I knew AU was going to lose, and I had witnessed AU winning a NC a couple of years before, so I wasn't upset at all. So, I replied to him by saying something like, "Bobbi, the sun came up today, and I made my kids blueberry waffles for breakfast." He got pissed that I wasn't suicidal, so even the bama fans started making fun of him.
What makes it particularly funny - for a day or so after you can laugh at it a little and chalk it up as trolling. That dude was bringing it up 2-3 years later. "Auburn lost so dhe won't be here Sunday because he's making blueberry waffles." or some such shit. It just got stupid. So now we joke about it as a troll on him.
 
A heavily favored bama team beat the crap out of Auburn a few years ago. The guy we're referencing was feverishly masturbating the next morning and made some post about how the AU fans on whatever board we were on at the time were crying about the loss. I had 2 young kids at the time, I knew AU was going to lose, and I had witnessed AU winning a NC a couple of years before, so I wasn't upset at all. So, I replied to him by saying something like, "Bobbi, the sun came up today, and I made my kids blueberry waffles for breakfast." He got pissed that I wasn't suicidal, so even the bama fans started making fun of him.
^ and all the additional…..commentary

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What makes it particularly funny - for a day or so after you can laugh at it a little and chalk it up as trolling. That dude was bringing it up 2-3 years later. "Auburn lost so dhe won't be here Sunday because he's making blueberry waffles." or some such shit. It just got stupid. So now we joke about it as a troll on him.
He doesn’t forget anything.
 
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I've made peace with the man and y'all tryn' get me fvcked up. 😂
I can’t help it he ain’t SEC, hell, it just means more……. getting pounded by SEC professors for 4+ years….. taking it out on students who care more about drinking in massive stadiums watching battles, than reading about their stupid coursework….

….. especially if they can’t speak English, and the students can….

Ya gotta be forged to be a diehard fan, and Alabama football obviously just doesn’t produce at a high enough level to keep all sidewalks “matriculated” …. Loosely used

It’s OK Bama fans…. It happens to UK sidewalks too….

😆
 
I can’t help it he ain’t SEC, hell, it just means more……. getting pounded by SEC professors for 4+ years….. taking it out on students who care more about drinking in massive stadiums watching battles, than reading about their stupid coursework….

….. especially if they can’t speak English, and the students can….

Ya gotta be forged to be a diehard fan, and Alabama football obviously just doesn’t produce at a high enough level to keep all sidewalks “matriculated” …. Loosely used

It’s OK Bama fans…. It happens to UK sidewalks too….

😆

You saying we aren't good enough to keep our sidewalk fans?

Well fvck you!!! 😂
 
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