Florida man

[billywayneluck]

Over/under on how many years until this becomes another protected activity courtesy of the Woke Mob?

Volusia County man arrested after performing lewd act on beach in front of children, deputies say

A man was taken to the Volusia County Jail after he performed a sex act on a beach, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.

www.yahoo.com

 

[alphatiger08]

Have vacationed literally within a quarter mile of that spot my entire life… coulda been me…

 

[BKHusky]

Big mistake trying to get away with that on the beach, as opposed to doing it in a Pride parade. Rookie mistake.

 

[Pops Masterson]

 

[alphatiger08]

Big mistake trying to get away with that on the beach, as opposed to doing it in a Pride parade. Rookie mistake.

Maybe if it wasn’t Florida, he could identify the beach as a Pride Parade…

 

[BamaFan1137]

Have vacationed literally within a quarter mile of that spot my entire life… coulda been me…

I'm sure Nolan Hernandez would have thought you were very handsome alpha. 😉

 

[alphatiger08]

I'm sure Nolan Hernandez would have thought you were very handsome alpha. 😉

He’s never seen me in my tanning attire…

 

[billywayneluck]

He’s never seen me in my tanning attire…

I could live my entire life without seeing that.

 

[alphatiger08]

I could live my entire life without seeing that.

Definitely wasn’t the version of borat i dressed up as for Halloween one year

 

[billywayneluck]

Definitely wasn’t the version of borat i dressed up as for Halloween one year

Don’t get me wrong borat was hilarious. At the same time that pic makes me reach for a whole bottle of bourbon.

 

[David_Dennison]

Big mistake trying to get away with that on the beach, as opposed to doing it in a Pride parade. Rookie mistake.

Tim Cook would have never been arrested