Florida…

[GwinnettDawg]

just another day…

Florida Man Had Sex With Dog In Public, Destroyed Church Nativity Display During Crime Spree, Police Say - The Police Tribune

Clearwater, FL – An Orlando man was arrested Sunday for allegedly having sex with a dog in front of a child and multiple adults, then wrecking a church nativity display and attempting to steal a vehicle. Clearwater police responded to an apartment complex located in the 2600-block of McMullen...

policetribune.com

 

[BamaFan1137]

Fvcked a dog, destroyed a nativity scene and tried to steal a car.

That's more than what most people get done in a day.

 

[Pops Masterson]

Fvcked a dog, destroyed a nativity scene and tried to steal a car.

That's more than what most people get done in a day.

How do you go about arresting someone like this? I mean, I’m sure you see some crazy shit in bumfuk, AL but dear gawd.

 

[dhetiger]

How do you go about arresting someone like this? I mean, I’m sure you see some crazy shit in bumfuk, AL but dear gawd.

Well, first he has to stop fvcking his dog. Then, he goes to arrest the other guy.

 

[billywayneluck]

Not going to lie but if you facked one of my dogs, the DA wouldn’t have to worry about trying your case.

 

[BamaFan1137]

How do you go about arresting someone like this? I mean, I’m sure you see some crazy shit in bumfuk, AL but dear gawd.

With gloves...and probably a stick.

 

[GwinnettDawg]

How do you go about arresting someone like this? I mean, I’m sure you see some crazy shit in bumfuk, AL but dear gawd.

Tazer

 

[billywayneluck]

Tazer

Right in his filthy Dong.

Better yet - do what Marsellus Wallace did to Zed in the back of that pawn shop.

“Step aside, Butch”

 

[GwinnettDawg]

Right in his filthy Dong.

Better yet - do what Marsellus Wallace did to Zed in the back of that pawn shop.

“Step aside, Butch”

Light him up like Fat Jesus in the Hangover