This thread got me thinking...the east and west really are different...
Florida- these fvckers really don't think they are in the south...despite the jort wearing, natty light drinking, mullet-headed crackers that roam the state
UGA- blue state, purple at best...even though grown men bark at other grown men
UTk- they pretend to be anti-incest...but their cousins pipes never get backed up iykwim. Also, fvck them
Mizzou- fvck da PO-lice
UK- hard to know what happens up in them there hills but it doesn't count within a 300' radius of pappy's still
SCar- outlier...it's actually legal to fvck and marry your cousin in South Carolina
Vanderbilt- they actually are what UF pretends to be