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Duds…

Both the officer and the driver of the 2 seat BMW were millimeters from death

Go frame by frame….😳😳
 
Both the officer and the driver of the 2 seat BMW were millimeters from death

Go frame by frame….😳😳

Wow...you gots-ta be aware at all times. He was, for the most part. Smart move by him on the passenger side approach (probably saved his life) and he did well to see it coming. If I had any "criticism" he should have gone up and over that guard rail.

People seem to find their way to the blue lights. It's amazing. In this case, the asshat just lost control due to speed. Other times they're drawn to our lights like moths to a flame. Difficult to explain why.
 
He’s too busy chasing down old ladies leaving the casino with “improper tag lights” to get on an interstate. He’s safe.

We have about a mile of interstate in our jurisdiction. I also don't mess with the Casino that much...it's like hunting over a baited field.

Unless you're into meth, meth whores, Hep-C and HIV, I'd recommend leaving the Casino alone as well.
 
Cocaine and gonorrhea, but I get your point.


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And by that I mean that 80% of people in AL are bama fans, and 98.2754% of people who use meth in AL are bama fans, so odds are that....

My experience disputes that. I arrested some nasty skank, high as giraffe balls, wearing nothing but her Cam Auburn jersey a few nights ago.

She tried to hide from me behind a sapling with no leaves on it. It was slightly more round than a #2 pencil. That nasty bitch bled all over my backseat and the inmate who had to clean it up claimed there was some poo on the seat as well.

To your point, in Alabama, especially right now, there's more Alabama fans in every aspect of life save engineering and animal husbandry.
 
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My experience disputes that. I arrested some nasty skank, high as giraffe balls, wearing nothing but her Cam Auburn jersey a few nights ago.

She tried to hide from me behind a sapling with no leaves on it. It was slightly more round than a #2 pencil. That nasty bitch bled all over my backseat and the inmate who had to clean it up claimed there was some poo on the seat as well.

To your point, in Alabama, especially right now, there's more Alabama fans in every aspect of life save engineering and animal husbandry.
They were wearing AU jerseys because they were wholesale these days. The animal husbandry stats are skewed because the poll was only conducted in Lee County. If it was state-wide, bama wins/loses hands down/on and I'm assuming your handcuffs have fur on it.
 
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Also, there might be video of this "thing" trying to eat a moth that was flying around her face as she stood next to some assholes cruiser waiting to be transported.

The guy who has it would love to share it but I understand he likes his job and hates the idea of federal prison or a civil lawsuit.
 
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Also, there might be video of this "thing" trying to eat a moth that was flying around her face as she stood next to some assholes cruiser waiting to be transported.

The guy who has it would love to share it but I understand he likes his job and hates the idea of federal prison or a civil lawsuit.
Jebus, wtf do you do in your patrol car when you aren't busting up meth labs?
 
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