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Did anyone let my friend Odub know

We sort of suck at this. Given our history, we should be much better at it.

We need a disaster Ban Team team for the next wave. I say Put Jarrett Kushner in charge. We use that website he had designed. That will fix it. Like all his success stories.
 
And nobody gives a dried up turd about the OD (Original Dawg)?

You were included in the "...." part of my post. What appears to be periods is actually very small font. Obviously, Odub keeps a magnifying glass on him (for urination purposes most likely) and he saw he wasn't included. This was not an oversight. His football team has sucked for soooooo long, and they are most responsible for the rise of the Dark Empire in Turdtown. Now, he'll reply by reminding me that UT beat a Malzahn coached AU the last time they played. Well, 4-5 teams each year get to say that. So, Odub....if that's your real name, fix your team and I'll give you a dot (*) in my next post after we get kicked off this board.

* If there are any Indians on this board, this dot comment was not meant to be offensive. It has nothing to do with foreheads.

Odub, the magnifying glass comment was meant to be offensive.
 
She bounced back after 3 days. We still don't know if she had it but I think she did. I'm pretty sure I did as well and probably the kids but they literally never had a symptom. But my wife and kids were cooped up in this house for 2 weeks so they had to have, right?
 
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She bounced back after 3 days. We still don't know if she had it but I think she did. I'm pretty sure I did as well and probably the kids but they literally never had a symptom. But my wife and kids were cooped up in this house for 2 weeks so they had to have, right?

Absolutely. 100% chance. Well, maybe 90%. Could be 50% or lower, but there's no doubt they had it.
 
This is bad...worst joke I've heard in a while.

What's the worst thing about going down on Grandma?

Banging your head on the casket lid.

Hey, don't go shooting defenseless perps, officer. I was quoting you in the class. Hahahaha....

Last time you call me an oxehole.
 
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