Damn. Just got an email from a sales rep at one of our software suppliers. Her name is

GwinnettDawg · Feb 3, 2023

Hummingbird.

AYFKM? I can see her now. Cornrows and Birkenstocks. Unshaved pits. And she probably smells ungood.

Orange_N_White · Feb 3, 2023

GwinnettDawg said:
Hummingbird.

AYFKM? I can see her now. Cornrows and Birkenstocks. Unshaved pits. And she probably smells ungood.

Her dead name is Robert

Pops Masterson · Feb 3, 2023

I’ve heard of Hummingbird software, but that name for a person is a first.

billywayneluck · Feb 3, 2023

GwinnettDawg said:
Hummingbird.

AYFKM? I can see her now. Cornrows and Birkenstocks. Unshaved pits. And she probably smells ungood.

Her?! Did said person announce their pronouns?

GwinnettDawg · Feb 3, 2023

billywayneluck said:
Her?! Did said person announce their pronouns?

I was told that. But you’re right, there’s just no telling.

billywayneluck · Feb 3, 2023

GwinnettDawg said:
I was told that. But you’re right, there’s just no telling.

Especially with a whacked out hippie name like that. Wtf man.

BamaFan1137 · Feb 4, 2023

GwinnettDawg said:
Hummingbird.

AYFKM? I can see her now. Cornrows and Birkenstocks. Unshaved pits. And she probably smells ungood.

You don't know crap...it might have dreadlocks. That wouldn't improve the odor, however.