"The Running of the Gumps" is scheduled? Don't want to miss it. Need a bit of levity.....
Can any of you Updykes tell me when
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You mean you don’t know? I thought that was a mandatory holiday for the Goober Nation. Or should I start saying the Church of Freeze? 🤣
I usually take the day off to watch the rush to Saban's table. The fat folks push everybody out of their way, even the wheelchair bound ones.
There was that one family of fatties that had their baby’s head autographed. Seems like they camped out the front of the line every year for a while. Probably the real reason why Saban gets raises every year. Has nothing to do with football - gotta incentivize him to put up with that shyt.
With that confession out of the way, I’m very certain we can find plenty of embarrassing partitioners of the Church of Freeze in a few days. Maybe they will stop swallowing lizards dipped in ketchup 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dang. The Rev gets a couple of kids that know how to put their pads on and the shit talking cranks up again full force.
Found this - if true not a good look for the athaletic depahtment at the unavusitee.
www.rollbamaroll.com
Running of the Gumps Returns...if you can afford $1 for every step you take
Another penny-wise, pound-foolish administrative misfire.
www.rollbamaroll.com
Do people even show up for Auburn’s Fan day? I bet they even make y’all put on a clean pair of overalls.
Yikes, the author was sure passionate about this. He should have known Bama football….and pretty much everything is all about the MONEY!Found this - if true not a good look for the athaletic depahtment at the unavusitee.
Running of the Gumps Returns...if you can afford $1 for every step you take
Another penny-wise, pound-foolish administrative misfire.
Sure but they don't make it the fvckin' embarrassing spectacle that the bubba bammers have turned it into.
Man, it’s a beautiful thing to see. Pretty equal to a trip to Walmart on Black Friday.
Red faces and fat flapping all over the place....
The Running of the Gumps is not as appreciated as it should be. A classic display of gumpism that is unmatched.
Self awareness is both a gift and a curse.
One of the problems with being the premier program in the state - we attract all of the riff raff that just follows because you’re winning. It’s the price you pay for being an elite program.
I promise you that if we started something as ghey as Tiger Prowl with that ghey ass limo that you guys used to have, the entire nation would laugh at us in unison.
But since it's at Auburn, no one GAF. 😂
We all regularly laugh at you bammers in unison anyway. 🤤
Oh you ain’t seen nuthin yet. This AU/UAT group here is tame. We’ve run out of insults and trolls after doing this for decades.
We used to get each other fired up but that was before Saban beat us boogs down so bad that even I have become a bammerAssKisser.
But if/when AU rises up again - and from all appearances it is well on its way - these dawgs and bammers will be sick to their stomachs the likes of which the world has never seen! So don’t nobody go nowhere! It’s about to be fun again!
Oxygen and a defibrillator are available at the end of the run.
Yes yes… and let’s bring back the hand holding with candles, weeping , circling a dead tree “ singing.. Lean onnnn meeeeeee”… now that was truly special
Let's poison said trees because someone taped a jersey to the drunk's statue.
The Benny Hill Show theme song should be playing in that video
You could probably round up enough sorostitutes to make a section called Hugh’s Hookers and they’d just come to the game in lingerie and make out with each other after a TD.
Which would put them making out with each other around 9 times this year.
And would land the greatest recruiting class ever.
Fck Harbert and Rane, the NIL pot just got sweetened with Trojan and Victoria's Secret.
There was. I think that video was ground level and the camera was facing the crowd, though.
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